This was one of the most terrible movies I had even seen.what really made me annoy was that not only was I stupid enough to go to the cinema with my friend for this movie but I went through the half-and-a-hour suffering as well.

Together was released exactly before the valentine’s day last year.It was shown in its previews that so many famous and popular Chinese stars played important roles in this movie at that time.Even though I knew Together is a typical commercial film made largely just for profit,it never occur to me that a movie including so many big stars could be such an atrocity.

Nowadays,with the more and more lower cost of movie production, a lot of commercial films or comedy films have been shot randomly,of which some have plebeian and superficial tastes in order to cater for the public interest,considering the box office which is the most important thing for filmmakers.Most of people still will buy it because this kind of movie at least can bring happiness and relax to its audience.but when you finish Together,it will impress you nothing but empty and boredom.
　　
If sometimes you may think some trailers are even more exciting than the movies itself,Together will never let you down.there are two totally irrelevant and meaningless love story in this movie. From my viewpoint,the plot is no more than a nonsense and the lines are tedious enough to make you fall sleep.Perhaps the movie manufacturers tried hard to express something representing the emotion between lovers but turn out to be very unrealistic and ludicrous.For instance,they advertised Together as a romantic story which possess attractive beginning and delightful ending,but what I saw covering the whole big screen was the beautiful facade of those popular movie star instead of the true meaning of love.If they thought audience would enjoy it,they thought audience was fool.
　　
Watching such a shallow movie in the cinema was a double waste of both money and time,and then I’d like to waste more time to make fun of it and warned others to have more insight of choosing movie because so many commercial films that are even more intolerable than Together are on each year in China.
　　
All in all,Together is a big failure,according to both dismal reputation and bleak box office.As a line from this movie goes:Being with you is better than just saying I love you,I want to mention that being a lonely and pathetic single is better than Together.

本來我以為，“在一起”會和“那些年”一樣成為我最愛的愛情電影之一?？墒呛苁?。就算有了帥男靚女撐場面，也完全不能比。子彈的出現(xiàn)完全毀了其他三位主演好不容易營造出來的小清新氛圍。還有那個阿唐，難道只有我一個人覺得他長得像劉老根大舞臺里面的“大長臉”么？？

兩段故事更是狗血的讓我啼笑皆非，柯震東和AB站在一起十分養(yǎng)眼。但是能不能別把兩個人的戲碼加進(jìn)去四個人，還上演了愛情，懸疑，犯罪！總覺得這種輕松愉快的愛情浪漫表現(xiàn)就好，讓他們倆天天逛公園曬太陽，我說不定還會感慨一句，真是太養(yǎng)眼了。這樣弄得太過復(fù)雜反而讓我覺得沒有愛情的感覺了。

后一對病人組合讓我更是無語，角色太多，讓本來應(yīng)該比較溫馨的故事變得混亂無比。別的不說了，但是我真的對子彈的角色深惡痛絕。夾雜一些我的愛情觀，我覺得這樣的男人根本不配得到幸福。就算和女友在怎么不合適，要分手就斬釘截鐵的分手好么？婆婆媽媽，一邊對女友使用冷暴力，一邊對別的女生好。就算是警察，助人為樂救死扶傷，現(xiàn)女友也應(yīng)該有知情權(quán)吧；就算對方是個病人，她的家人也應(yīng)該知道熱心的警察有女朋友的事情吧？！難道這就是真愛么？

影片的記憶點(diǎn)極少，到現(xiàn)在我只記得豬扒飯，搖一搖以及子彈一笑就會劇痛的病。影片的進(jìn)度也讓我實(shí)在有些著急，我差點(diǎn)在電影院睡過去。如果把該刪的狗血內(nèi)容都剪掉，變成一部微電影，我覺得應(yīng)該會很棒吧！

此片處處都是槽點(diǎn)。本來準(zhǔn)備好好吐槽一下的，可是電影的名字實(shí)在碰觸到我內(nèi)心最柔軟的地方了。你們愿意在一起就在一起吧。

ps：如果還有人想去看這部電影，我建議，從柯震東和AB坐在花壇邊開始就準(zhǔn)備好你的手機(jī)，打開微信，把聲音開到最大。然后跟著他們的節(jié)奏一起搖一搖，說不定會搖到真愛呢！

我看此片一般有兩類：極好的和急需要被吐槽的。我承認(rèn)我看此片的原因有一多半都是為了吐槽，劇中吐槽點(diǎn)頗多，一下內(nèi)容將涉及劇透：

劇中主人公大概有兩組，可是兩組之間完全沒有交集。

劇中甄子丹飾演一不會笑的面癱，一笑起來面癱的不能再癱;
陳妍希飾演腦殘，在結(jié)婚當(dāng)天被男友甩，在第二次結(jié)婚當(dāng)天又甩了男友；
Angelababy被柯震東打了手槍，然后就愛上了人家；
柯震東本來我以為他是個警察，可后來我才知道他其實(shí)是個廚師，可最后他又成了警察；

劇情糟糕的一沓糊涂：劇中的人一開始在一起，然后又不在一起，又然后和別人在一起，最后分不清到底在不在一起 。。。整個片子都靠甄子丹表演面癱，陳妍希表演腦殘，Angelababy表演瘋癲，柯震東表演幼稚來貫徹劇情

  平復(fù)下萬千草泥馬奔過的心來寫這篇吐槽。
  去年就想看這部女神主演的電影了啊尼瑪?。。。∮谑墙裉焐嫌尘蛠砜戳税∧岈敚?！結(jié)果看得想死卻又無力了啊尼瑪?。。±献踊?0塊錢就看了這樣一部爛片啊尼瑪?。?！
  我艸這編劇到底是怎樣一種設(shè)定的存在啊尼瑪啊?。?！拍了如此一部坑爹的電影啊尼瑪！！
  首先是坑爹的整體劇情！影片試圖用蒙太奇的手法穿插敘述兩對人之間的戀情，這很正常。但是?。?！你能不能別穿插的這樣突兀好不好?。?！看的的蛋疼?。。。?br>  另外是各種狗血的分劇情?。。?！各種狗血啊??！整個電影院都能清楚的聽到各個清晰的“呵呵”啊擦?。。『呛呛呛呛呛呛呛牵。。?！
  楊穎和柯震東真正認(rèn)識算是微信搖一搖認(rèn)識的，搖一搖啊尼瑪??！疼訊啊尼瑪??！而且就隔了不到十米啊搖一搖啊??！各種心里獨(dú)白?。?！然后就決定在一起了啊?。?！這什么設(shè)定?。?！約炮也沒這么快?。?！還說只玩浪漫不談感情啊尼瑪?。。∵€不如約炮啊擦?。?！
  兩個人都什么心態(tài)啊擦！！都想戲弄對方啊擦??！兩個人坐在一起聊天聊自己的愛好然后說都喜歡槍?。。。∪缓缶腿ネ嬲嫒薈S啊擦??！CS就CS?。?！哪兒那么多廢話啊擦?。?！都沒開槍就最終決戰(zhàn)了擦！！柯還打賭了啊說贏了就永遠(yuǎn)要愛上自己啊擦！！為毛啊擦??！楊都沒說自己贏了怎樣啊擦！！本身就是不公平的打賭啊擦?。?！
  果然警察就是牛逼啊擦?。?！一個閃身就躲過了子彈啊擦?。?！黑客帝國啊擦！?。∧闾孛匆粋€監(jiān)聽局的警察身手也特么這么好啊擦??！特警吧擦??！然后反手開了一槍回去啊擦?。?！楊中彈了啊擦??！柯飛奔過去抱住了啊擦?。∪缓髼罹筒铧c(diǎn)愛上柯不能自拔了啊擦??！愛上就愛上了還嘴硬啊我去?。?！
  然后就去玩浪漫啊尼瑪?。?！旋轉(zhuǎn)木馬?。。?！好浪漫?。。?！但是你們旋轉(zhuǎn)就旋轉(zhuǎn)互相拿個手機(jī)互拍是什么意思?。。?！一直咔擦喀擦喀擦喀擦啊尼瑪?。。∵@樣就能在一起了么尼瑪?。?br>  兩人熱戀啊擦?。?！奇葩快遞送豬扒飯啊擦?。】爝f員不用錢還長得像鬼跑的飛快英文名叫speed科幻啊擦??！各位看不懂我的吐槽吧因?yàn)槲乙部床欢娪鞍∧岈敚。。?br>  然后柯在某一次監(jiān)聽中發(fā)現(xiàn)監(jiān)聽對象是楊?。?！后來就跟蹤她試圖發(fā)現(xiàn)她是不是做什么壞事了啊擦?。?！一個專業(yè)警察監(jiān)視的手段就是在屋頂拿個小望遠(yuǎn)鏡偷看啊尼瑪?。?！專業(yè)點(diǎn)行不行?。。?！然后就被發(fā)現(xiàn)了?。。。∧氵@樣不被發(fā)現(xiàn)有鬼了?。。?！
  然后就分手了啊?。?！說好的在一起呢尼瑪！?。】聭岩蓷詈退纤军S宗澤搞上了?。。。∮谑蔷腿フ衣闊┌。。?！楊和黃開車揚(yáng)長而去?。?！然后新聞發(fā)布會?。。。≡瓉睃S是想讓楊當(dāng)替死鬼?。。?！然后柯叫來一大堆警察?。。。∮⑿劬让腊。。?！然后楊感到很抱歉啊?。?！就走了啊?。?！設(shè)定不應(yīng)該是就直接在一起了嘛！??！拐來拐去有什么意思啊?。?！最后還是柯服軟了啊?。?！跑去找楊了啊?。∝i扒飯?。。?！水晶鞋啊?。。?！終于在一起了啊?。?！什么玩意啊?。?！
  平靜一下。以上是提出來的第一段故事。
  下面是第二段。
  陳是一個選婚紗當(dāng)天出了車禍的新娘，然后就失憶了，還精神不正常每天早上起點(diǎn)準(zhǔn)時飆車。甄是個面癱交警，并且目睹并救下了陳。劇情圍繞著陳的病情展開，隨著病情的惡化陳慢慢忘記了身邊的所有人，但是卻記得一直陪著她的交警。交警想治好陳的失憶，陳想治好交警的面癱。
  兩個人就天天在一起啊什么的又是互相拍照啊什么的（扶額。。）然后正牌男友回來了陳的病也終于治好了卻把交警忘了（狗血。。。）又打算結(jié)婚了然后又是在選婚紗當(dāng)天看到了交警！??！然后覺得好眼熟?。?！然后突然想起來失憶當(dāng)天的事?。。?！然后跑出去找交警啊?。。≌颇杏涯睦镌敢獍。。?！可是原本支持的陳的父母突然阻攔了?。。?！女兒想嫁哪個就嫁哪個?。。?！怒斥正牌在陳失憶這段時間跑哪去了都不來照顧陳?。。?！怎么前幾天不問這些事突然就想到了啊?。。?！乃們也失憶了么尼瑪?。。?！但是電影也沒說正牌究竟去哪了?。。。》凑褪窍Я税。。?！然后陳就回憶起原來一直陪著她的是交警了?。。?！也知道了交警面癱是為了救她啊?。?！不笑是因?yàn)樾Φ脑捘槙郯。。?！但是在陳回憶起這些后交警就笑了啊?。?！不疼了?。。。∈裁丛O(shè)定?。。?！然后倆人就在一起了?。。。?br>  影片看完我還有很多沒看懂的地方?。。?！希望有看懂的大神給我解釋?。。。。〗痪哪莻€疑似女盆友是干嘛的??？?。∷腥魏巫饔脝?？?。?！為毛交警自己一開始不知道自己面癱的原因啊？?。∷彩浟藛?？！還有好多好多疑點(diǎn)啊?。?！
  呼。。。吐槽完畢。。。言語很繚亂因?yàn)檫@電影看得我思維都混亂了槽點(diǎn)太多實(shí)在沒辦法吐完。。。各位看官且就這樣看看吧。
  再次告知，各位千萬別去電影院看了，真的是浪費(fèi)錢的。。