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This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...
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1 ) Elyse
又聰明又漂亮
吐槽對手也好笑
不知道為什么看她的時候總覺得在看孫燕姿
Adrianne也喜歡
講話好好笑
真的好Man
很像Shane
Robin是神經(jīng)病吧
整天圣經(jīng)圣經(jīng)的
偽宗教
我不信教都覺得她丟人
八卦是真的假的類
真的沒有給和約嗎
Shit
2 ) 在哪看？
3 ) more than a show
what model should do?
how to become a top model?
you need more than physical beauty
also tyra banks is a godess
she is soooooooo great
she owns her company and talk show
she is not just a model
4 ) I like it
可是擋不住我喜歡看，就是喜歡看光鮮亮麗的場景和照片
喜歡看那些小姑娘們美夢可以成真的激動
I like it!!
5 ) 就是喜歡看！咋滴~
Tyra的錢包不斷鼓脹時身形也在不斷擴張
成千上萬瘦削靚麗的女孩們拼死命的想被選上
卻只有十幾個能在廣大觀眾面前你爭我搶
最終贏了的那個也不一定就能道路順暢
第一季的Adrianne上了Playboy被Tyra雪藏但我還是最愛她
第二季的Yoanna瘦了又肥了跑去主持節(jié)目了
第三季的Eva我沒看但她實在很矮而且長得像大媽
第四季的Naima沒了雞冠頭就連氣勢也不復(fù)以往
第五季的Nicole小可愛一個希望她真能闖出點名堂
第六季的Danielle橫看豎看還是沒有Joanie漂亮
第七季的Caridee那娃鬼新娘不敢恭維但她實在挺棒
現(xiàn)在第八季來了第九季也在招了
有的人說這節(jié)目越做越假越做越難看
有的人總結(jié)歷屆規(guī)律推測誰會出局誰是贏家
有的人罵這個罵那個為自己喜歡的model打抱不平
有的人一邊說情節(jié)老套一邊追著看還看得不亦樂乎
我說這看電視不就是為了娛樂
你管它那么多干啥
看美女乃天下一大樂事兒
現(xiàn)在美女?dāng)[在你面前你睜大眼睛看就是了
老爸常說我看這些無聊節(jié)目浪費時間
我說我就是喜歡看！你能咋滴~
6 ) CYCLE 1
8.shannon 美國處女 超級大牙 最后一輪的runway走的很有氣勢
7.adrianne 搖滾美女模樣男仔頭 很美的臉 有點小壯 本季冠軍 走臺不咋滴
空降1.giselle 有顆痣的漂亮娃 經(jīng)常貶低自己 跳舞娃 小孩脾氣
6.ebony 黑皮膚的蕾絲邊 性格超強 與robin互掐
5.katie 大眾臉 性感 但just for playboy
3.kesse 很可惜 橡tyra 止步三強
1.nicole 金發(fā)瘦高挑的娃
空降2.tessa 路人甲 金紅發(fā)
2.robin 惡心的虛偽大碼黑女人 竟然還參加選美
4.elyse 本季最愛
名字以片頭為序 數(shù)字為第一輪叫名序
adrianne shannon elyse
一直忠愛adrianne，冠軍，哦也！8年后在S17里再看到shannon，依舊美麗！
第一集看到elyse的第一眼就喜歡上她。哈哈。一見鐘情啦。。
大愛Adrianne & Elyse這2只！
最喜歡的一季看了不知道多少遍，面試的時候就對Elyse一見鐘情，第一次化妝后臺她說我從來沒有這么漂亮過的時候心跳都停了。。。印象深的鏡頭還有adrianne的媽媽來，adrianne問她你還欠人家多少錢，我會幫你還的，看的都要哭了，以前的歲月真是單純啊。。。
看了這么多季，ELYSE仍是我最愛
第一季好粗糙呀哈哈.Tyra好撈呀果陣.得9個人.Robin帶領(lǐng)大家唱歌果段笑死我,個Eboney典型噶又嘈又巴渣噶黑鬼.Nicole幾靚噶,可惜掛住溫仔.9個入面唯獨Elyse系有HF路線噶,我覺得冠軍其實幾普通咯一路睇落來.
還有這么神奇的一個劇種存在的啊
我好中意Elyse&Adrianne!!! 可惜elyse入唔到final two,,
之后幾季再也沒有一個姑娘像elyse那樣深得我心了
Elyse和第十四季的Ren好像~
elyse?。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。?！
雖然有點過時，但是那時候的tyra還是正常的
個人認為Elyse才是冠軍，如今第一季里也只有她后動最多。
elyse！?。。?/p>
當(dāng)年
我愛第一和第三- -...
Elyse 你最美！
即使看了幾乎所有ANTM 依然難忘elyse醬
【You don't show it,I can't see it】
第一季我最喜歡