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克里斯·洛克(Chris Rock)在Netflix的首個(gè)全球直播活動(dòng)中實(shí)時(shí)表演單口相聲，創(chuàng)造了喜劇歷史。
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1 ) 比較出彩的幾處
- They sell $100 non-racist yoga pants, I think I speak for the entire audience tonight when I say most people in this crowd would prefer a pair of $20 racist yoga pants. That’s yoga pants whistle ni**a as you walk.
- By the way, speaking of commercials, when didSnoop Doggbecome Morgan Freeman?
- They say we are addicted to opioids, but opioids are not the biggest addiction in America, not even close, man, the biggest addiction in America is attention.
- And right now, we live in a world where the emergency room is filled up with motherfuckers with paper cuts.
- That’s right. I’m on your side. I believe you should have the right to kill as many babies as you want. Kill ’em all, I don’t give a fuck. But let’s not get it twisted, it is killing a baby. ‘Cause whenever I pay for an abortion, I request a dead baby. Sometimes, I call up the doctor like a hit man. “Is it done?”
- And people argue first trimester, second trimester. First trimester, second trimester. I think women should have the right to kill a baby until it’s four years old. That’s right, fuck trimester. Semester. I think you should be able to kill a baby till you get that first report card. [exclaims] “He ain’t never getting a scholarship.” “Okay, you can finish watchingStranger Things, but when it’s over, we going to the clinic.” “Hurry up, I’m trying to get a smoothie.”
- Yes. Robert Kardashian helped to free O.J. Simpson. That’s right. And from that day on, from the day that he helped to free O.J. Simpson, from the time O.J. Simpson left that court… From that day on, Robert Kardashian was cursed. That’s right. The judge said, “Not guilty.” O.J. left the court, got in his Bronco, drove away. And soon as O.J. drove away, God appeared. And God walked up to Robert Kardashian and God said, “Robert Kardashian!” “For the sin of helping to free O.J. Simpson, a Black, football-playing murderer, from this day forth, for the rest of eternity, till the end of time, your daughters will fuck nothing but n*ggas!“And not just any n*ggas, crazy n*ggas.” “The craziest n*ggas to ever live.”
- Them Rock girls are fucking spoiled. I remember my youngest,Zahra, when she was in kindergarten, one day, the teacher said, “Today, we’re gonna learn about the four seasons.” And Zahra said, “That’s my favorite hotel.”
不炸，但也不煩人，外加有那一巴掌的同情分加成，順順地看完了。btw這海報(bào)好像從三十年前穿越回來的風(fēng)格，咋回事。
巴掌門可以 談女性的部分很low
lululemon不歡迎racist和窮人 / $20 racist yoga pants / I'm my favorite charity. / I'm rich but I identify as poor. My pronoun is broke. / Human beings have the worst offspring of any animal. / Don't fight in front of white people.
America has a problem, 名人吐槽(梅根, 卡戴珊), 家人趣事, 直男joke, 當(dāng)然還有觀眾最期待的噴Will Smith。整場(chǎng)其實(shí)沒有特可樂的部分(除了那句直到4歲都可以??孩子不知道為啥戳到我笑點(diǎn)了)但也沒有低于期望值 結(jié)尾punchline收得挺好的 而且看現(xiàn)場(chǎng)觀眾的反應(yīng) 奧斯卡上那因禍得福的一拳確實(shí)把他又打上一個(gè)人生高峰了
作為主體的嘲諷政治正確和受害者敘事之類的內(nèi)容，都還挺精彩的。不過壓軸的梗果然還是眾望所歸地貢獻(xiàn)給了Will Smith。物理攻擊一個(gè)單口藝人，大概是這個(gè)世界上最得不償失的行為之一了吧：你得聲淚俱下地道歉，人家卻多了個(gè)Netflix專場(chǎng)……
I love how Mainland Chinese don't give half a shit about blacks, even with the slapping gate.
He still doesn’t see women as equal human being, but who cares.
2.5 Everything is fine but what the fuck is that female beauty aka pussy piece of shit?
開場(chǎng)十分鐘就笑抽了，但到后面漸漸不行。男女話題有點(diǎn)過時(shí)了，就像現(xiàn)在講十幾年前的種族冒犯梗，無關(guān)政治正確，就是單純的過時(shí)不好笑了。本來我以為是因?yàn)镃hris Rock年齡大了觀點(diǎn)有局限性，后來想想Bill Burr最近在科羅拉多演出講的話題依然自我但毫不過時(shí)，所以還是好不好笑的問題。就在我覺得這場(chǎng)show高開低走的時(shí)候，最后十分鐘罵Will Smith的部分又把我看爽了??
說點(diǎn)他自己的那些shit也蠻好笑的。但是關(guān)于女性那部分，段子又差又不好笑，聽了只想再給他一拳。
“Don’t fight in front of white people” Chris Rock和Dave Chappelle真的貢獻(xiàn)了今年和去年最硬的punchline finisher
female beauty 難道不是男權(quán)社會(huì)建構(gòu)的結(jié)果嗎？美國人的PC是只有racist和trans是嗎？
三星半//談?wù)撨x擇性憤怒的選擇性憤怒 語言邏輯縝密 并且將從一開始就期待他談?wù)摰膬?nèi)容穩(wěn)穩(wěn)壓到最后 用lululemon 迪斯尼樂園 女性墮胎議題 梅根馬克爾和英國皇室的紛爭(zhēng)等等鋪呈了滿當(dāng)當(dāng)?shù)那榫w 又是當(dāng)下新一輪的奧斯卡季時(shí)間節(jié)點(diǎn) 非常微妙但快樂數(shù)錢
開頭結(jié)尾都挺好笑的，建議老男的leave女性話題alone
一小時(shí)以后開始掌摑事件的段子 非常生猛 不過明顯感覺這個(gè)負(fù)面情緒還沒消化掉 咬著后槽牙說的
Draw attention那段我真的悟了
梗全是為史皇埋的，“don’t fight in front of white people” ，最好的反擊了
“I took that hit like Pacquiao” and you slapped back like a Pacquiao too hhh
你知道你自己是個(gè)sexist嗎
爽，復(fù)仇了！幫大家又回憶了一遍will老婆那些事，用主題label了Will，selective outrage，自己還不當(dāng)自己是受害人，用勇氣賺足了人氣。